| black people: | black |
| white people: | 2% Greek, 9.1% German, .0000032% Russian, 92% Irish, 49% French, 100% blue eyed devil |
| hispanic people: | not Mexican |
| asian people: | not Chinese |
Nicholas Sparks stated that he has no contemporaries. No one else does what he does. He writes unpredictable love stories, not trashy run-of-the-mill romance novels like Shakespeare.
Read more: Nicholas Sparks | Cracked.com http://www.cracked.com/funny-4725-nicholas-sparks/#ixzz1rbpvXnRS
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Gonna reblog this every time it crosses my dash.
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…and this is one of the many reasons why I follow
Haha! thank you, I’m justifying why I shouldn’t have to justify!
BOOM
Crickets….
So he never sat in on a class, but chose to shut down the whole program. Cool. I swurrtagot these people are belligerent dummies for fun. Their motto in life literally is “Fuck logic.”
And we must tell the truth… Mexicans didn’t illegally cross the U.S. border. The U.S. border CROSSED THEM.
KABOOM, bitch!
I almost killed myself laughing at this (to keep from crying) last night. How do they keep getting these people to do interviews for their show? LOL
welp.
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I can name 4 people in New Directions who were better suited to get that pamphlet.
SMH.
Name them for kicks
Illesha stop tryna start trouble lol
but you can put the names in my inbox ya know. No harm no foul.Belle, your bad ass. lol. Quinn, Santana, Rachel, and Finn? I know more.
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